thatstheriddle:

padalackles:

totheclotpole:

gallifrey-feels:

turtleneckvantas:

calibornsbottombitch:

lunardrops:

calibornsbottombitch:

im never gonna get married and im gonna sleep with ten billion people

THAT’S 4 BILLION MORE PEOPLE THAN THERE ARE ON THE PLANET

not if you include the dead

Why limit yourself to this planet?

Why limit yourself to people?

I’M GOING TO FUCKING PISS HOLY SHIT

Pissing holy shit must be a weird experience.

(via dysexila)

superwholockmervenger:

sherlockedinthetardis10:

emilyisso-coollike:

disney channel is like that one close friend you had when you were younger that grew up to be an asshole

and cartoon network was the cool one that grew up to be a druggie 

nickelodeon is the one that still hasn’t changed and won’t get over sponge bob sqaure pants

(via dysexila)

yesterdayisadisgrace:

liar-liar-plants-for-higher:

chompyface:

do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck

Well, that took an unexpected turn.

so did their neck

(via dysexila)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

“tell me when,” the waiter says as he starts grating my parmesan cheese on my pasta. i sit there in silence and watch as the restaurant fills with cheese and suffocates everyone

(via dysexila)

presidentme:

Bill Nye the PARTY guy

(via dysexila)

internetexplorers:

“hitler” has 6 letters and so does “neopet”

coincidence?

probably

(via dysexila)

throwupdoll:

sayakakyouko:

I M LAUGHING REALLY HARD BECAUSE IM THINKING ABOUT THAT TIME TIMMY’S DAD REPLACED HIS STEERING WHEEL WITH REINS 

(via dysexila)